Gone Missing in a Wintry Mix at the End of the Day
Friday, February 29th, 2008Is it me or am I crazy?
Certain irritating expressions have crept into broadcast news, traffic and weather reports that make me want to throw a rock at my TV and radio every time I hear them. What the heck is a “wintry mix?” A collection of mellow, New Age music from Windham Hill? A salty snack food with mini pretzels and Wheat Chex?
When did “wintry mix” become the preferred expression of weather forecasters to describe inclement weather from December to March? Whatever happened to snow, sleet and rain? Now every form of bad winter weather is described as a “wintry mix.” Soon, young children will squeal with joy and say, “Daddy look, it’s wintry mixing outside!” It’s not that snow, sleet and rain have “gone missing” from the daily newscasts; it’s just that they’re quickly being replaced by the unimaginative “wintry mix.”
“Gone missing” is another expression that maddens me. When did it stop being fashionable for news anchors to use the word “disappeared” to describe a missing person?
“Len DaVinci has gone missing since Friday, when his human-powered flying machine crashed off the Amalfi Coast.”
“Gone missing” sounds like “gone fishing.” It’s just not ominous. Odds are that a missing person is not perched on the banks of the Perkiomen Creek, fishing for perch. We have the Brits to thank for “gone missing.” If we keep sneaking British expressions into our newscasts, it will ruin the English language as we know it. At the end of the day, does it really matter?
There’s another one!
“At the end of the day” we can thank the Brits for yet another despicable expression that has crept stealthily into our vernacular to describe the insignificance of just about anything.
“At the end of the day, does it really matter what I think about over-used expressions?”
Maybe not. Maybe I hate that expression because I once worked for a dim-witted manager who used “at the end of the day” about a hundred times a day, every day.
Overused expressions become dangerously habit forming. Unlike slogans and phrases that creep into our language from movies, TV and radio shows or commercials, these phrases are neither funny nor clever. To me, they’re examples of lazy usage. Language gives us a toolbox full of magnificent words we can use to express great ideas and tell wonderful stories. An unused tool is just another rock.
Vince Raimondo, Vice President of Marketing