I’m Mad as Hell and I’m Not Going to Take This Anymore!
Monday, June 22nd, 2009Okay, maybe that’s a little strong, but I’m sure not happy. Another spring season, or as I like to call it—“The Gifting Season”—has come and gone and I just did the math. Since mid-April I’ve given gifts for two baby showers, a baby birth, Mother’s Day, a Holy Communion, four birthdays and two high school graduations. I’m a naturally generous person and the giving of gifts comes as easily as breathing to me.
At some point though, with the help of one of my favorite “Sex and The City” episodes, I realized that the scales are critically unbalanced. I remember when one of Carrie’s prized Manolos was pinched at a children’s birthday party, because she had to leave her shoes at the door. I also remember her failed attempts to get the hostess to replace the $600 shoes! This at the same time her friends were reminding her of all the bridesmaid dresses she paid for, wedding and baby gifts she had given over the years. Where were her gifts? Just because she wasn’t married nor had children of her own she was always on the giving end. Welcome to my world!
Look, I’m “The Aunt Monica,” the rock-star aunt to children both related and not related to me. I’m thinking about trade marking and franchising the name. I love giving gifts, but is it the plight of the never-married woman to go and create milestones to be celebrated or go gift less? Should I throw a party every time I lease a new car or start throwing parties for my dog and cats? I’m thinking there is just so much rawhide and catnip people will gift-wrap.
My 2010 birthday is a big one—a major milestone, which I will not divulge here. Probably the last birthday I really want to acknowledge. But acknowledge it I will—because this is my turn. This is the day I get all those shower, wedding, graduation and birthday gifts back. I AM REGISTERING! Yes, that’s right; I will have a gift registry for this birthday. I don’t care if my friends have to chip in, but this is my last chance to get what I want! And I want it! So get directions to Tiffany & Co., Nordstrom, Neiman Marcus and Louis Vuitton because that’s where I am registering.
Like a good direct marketer, I am approaching this event with a direct mail campaign—the invitations and a call to action—the gift registry! The fabulous party given by my mother will close the deal!
So unite all you unmarried, childless gift-giving women. Go to the window and open it up and let your self be heard, “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!”
Go and register now!
Monica Caraffa, Senior Account Manager